Just for fun, but true nonetheless
Miscounting stitches
Knots in floss
Hangnails
Junk mail/spam
Passive-aggressive behavior
Red Meat
Excessive teasing
Owners of dogs who cannot control them ... who act as if to love animals means you let them do whatever they want. They need Cesar Millan, The Dog Whisperer.
Headaches
Deliberate non-communication
Liars
People who dislike homeschooling and haven't a clue about it
People spending my tax money on idiotic things
Clams and mussels
Celebrity worshipers
Loud noises
Anisette
Public bathrooms, no matter how clean
Low fiber content sheets
Really dry red wine
Performers in church
People yakking it up in church
Urgently competitive people
Bees (yes, and it's a long story)
Egg Salad
Calamari
Sushi
Sad movies
Scary movies
Housecleaning
Books with poorly written endings
Bad grammar
Dirty jokes
When I get a bad haircut
Some of my relatives
Bullies in any form
Itchy fabric
Bugs
People who walk their dogs and don't bring baggies
Sciatica
Academic snobs
Snobs in general
Dull scissors
Whining
Burned cookies
Gravity
Gaseous emanations
Parishoners who think they are clergy
Church music from the 60's to the present
Officiousity in all its many forms
Bird poop
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